"That's a LOT of manure!!!"

According to a scientist in Colombia, giant coca plants said to resist herbicides and yield eight times more cocaine may be due to extra fertilizer, not a drug cartel's genetic modification program.

All I have to say - Better Homes and Gardens should find out what that fertilizer is. Do the Miracle-Gro people know about this? Come on - eight times???

Can you name a cash crop which has more to gain from being genetically modified than cocaine? I can't.